Theme Song: Jasmine/Fish Liang Jing Ru Middle
LOVE CONTRACT 08 Translators: pear & innerouter2000 Timer: bludawn
- Xiao Feng: Ken is befriending you because he is bound by a love contract. -
Mu Tou, what are you doing?
Xiao...
I...
Why are you doing this?
You are betraying all of us by doing this.
Speak up!
Tell me the reason behind this.
You dare to do it, but you can't admit your wrongdoings?
I don't want Xiao Feng to be hurt!
All you know is to point your fingers at me for betrayal.
But have you ever thought...
...that setting up Xiao Feng for this Love Contract behind her back is also a form of betrayal?
I wasn't the one betraying our friendship...
It was the person who devised the Love Contract.
You like Xiao Feng, don't you?
You like someone who doesn't know you like her.
This is sort of... a one-sided love affair?
It's tortuous to be in a one-sided love affair.
I can understand your feelings here.
Because...
All this while, I have been liking someone who doesn't value me at all.
It's stupid... isn't it?
Be brave!
Tell Xiao Feng about your feelings.
Hope that your love life will be smooth-sailing.
What's the matter?
Are you free this Saturday?
Saturday...
Yes.
Why do you ask?
Nothing.
I just want to ask you out for a movie.
For a movie?
Yup.
You are asking me out for a movie for nothing?
Something's fishy here.
I owed you one the other time. I'll repay you now.
I'll see you this Saturday afternoon. Till we meet!
Sigh...
Sigh...!
Room mate!
Are you feeling troubled?
Why do you care?
My family's Xiao Huang (a pet).
When it is feeling troubled...
It acts just like you, always going "Sigh, sigh."
Running here and there.
Shh... Shut up.
Hey.
You were the one who distracted me.
Leave me alone.
What did you say just now? I don't understand it one bit.
Hey...
What are you actually thinking of?
Don't know.
Hey!
It's not the time to argue now.
The most important thing is...
How are things on Ken's side?
Aiyoh! (oh gee)
Judging from what we did the other time,
...Ken is definitely very touched by us.
So...
He is definitely trying very hard to fulfill the Love Contract.
However, these few days,
...Ken didn't come back to us with any updates of the progress.
Oh yeah!
It's already the weekend today.
But there is still no news of any progress.
You don't think he has gone scuba diving again, right?
Actually...
I know they are having a date today.
Just what are you trying to do?
Cheng Xiao Feng!
What time is it already?
Why isn't Xiao Feng here yet?
Exactly.
Why is she so late?
Hey!
What's with you?
Why are you looking so pissed off?
It's nothing.
Hey, hey, hey!
Take a look at this!
What are you looking at?
What's there to see?
Look over there.
It's Xiao Feng.
She's wearing a dress.
And, it's pink.
It's for real.
With long flowing hair,
...and in a pink dress.
Whoa...
I've never seen Xiao Feng so feminine before.
Since young,
...I've never seen Xiao Feng like this before.
Nonsense.
That's not Xiao Feng.
Look carefully!
That's a Filipino maid.
You two are having some problem with your eyes?
Ha ha! We've mistaken.
You two add up to 500. You two!
- What?! - What?!
Two 250's add up to 500.
I'm sorry.
I overslept.
It's alright.
Glad that you turned up.
So if I still didn't turn up...
Would you continue waiting here?
We agreed, till we meet.
Let's go.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Are you feeling cold?
Why do you have goose bumps?
I'm okay.
Let's go.
You...
Can you first accompany me to a place?
Huh?
Accompany me to a place first.
Look here.
Your wisdom tooth has already decayed so badly.
I want to take a look, too.
It's true.
Whoa!
Dentist...
Does this imply that it is better to have the entire tooth extracted?
Yes. It's useless to keep it.
Can I not have it extracted?
No way.
If you don't extract it, the tissues around the decayed tooth will get an infection.
Did you get that?
You will get an infection. You have to extract it.
Huh? You were the one who wanted to have your teeth cleaned up.
How did I end up having to extract my tooth?
How did I know you have a decaying tooth that is beyond hope?
It's okay. You are a man.
Just endure the pain and it will be over soon.
Be more brave.
It will sting a bit initially.
Just hold on there for a while. It will be over in a moment.
Come... Open up your mouth...
How long haven't you been to the dentist?
Stop talking. You shouldn't talk whilst you're being treated.
Mister, don't be nervous.
Relax.
You have to be more brave!
Stinks...! How can it stink so much?
Xiao Feng is really getting more cruel...
Ken doesn't even provoke her,
...and yet she pulls such tricks on him.
Room mate.
What are you laughing at?
I've got the feeling that you are equally as abnormal as Xiao Feng.
You see others suffering,
and yet you can be so happy over it.
Frankly speaking...
Although Xiao Feng has become prettier in appearance,
...but she still has that same personality as young.
Those who displease her...
...won't come to a good end.
Ken is so pitiful...
Kai...
I have a question for you.
Go ahead.
Didn't you just say...
...whoever displeases Xiao Feng won't come to a good end?
So, now that Ken is in such a sorry state because of what Xiao Feng did...
Do you think the Love Contract can still be enforced?
Aiyah...
You stop worrying about this.
I have confidence in Ken.
You know how Ken always trains himself, right?
Actually,
...I think he loves to be picked on.
So... that means he's digging his own grave?
It's not that serious!
But, I think I missed something just now.
Since young, all of Xiao Feng's suitors won't come to a good end.
So, although you grew up with Xiao Feng since young,
...you take no interest in her.
Of course that's not the case.
So it means you are afraid the both of you won't come to a good end.
That's why you came up with Love Contract, right?
This...
Ken-chan.
It's the same as this.
Ken-chan.
What did you secretly eat?
What did you eat?
I want it too.
Hello everybody.
We are Ken-chan.
Raise up your hand.
Hey...
What's wrong with him?
I'm telling you.
He went to the movies with Xiao Feng.
And his face ended up like that after it.
He ended up like this after a movie?!
That's it.
So, Ken should love Xiao Feng more now.
Ken, do you love Xiao Feng more now?
It should be the case.
Hey.
Do you want to go for supper?
I'm not hungry.
Our Mu Tou knows how to pick up chicks from the net, too.
How is it?
Is she good?
As a man, it is actually very normal to have such desires.
It's alright.
Don't be shy about this.
Oh, please!
Don't think that everybody thinks the same way as you do.
You have sperms rushing all the way up to your brain.
Why do you have to say such crude things to me?
Go and eat supper instead.
The reason I brought that person to extract his tooth...
...was because I was afraid that he would fall in love with me.
That's why I crack my brains up to play tricks on him.
So that he will hate me for it.
This implies that you don't like that person at all.
Because you try hard not to let a person you hate fall in love with you,
...that's why you play tricks on him.
Is that really the case?
Of course.
You have to believe in me.
That person doesn't suit you.
So, where is the person suitable for me?
Open your eyes wide, and look out at those guys around you.
Forget it.
Anyway, I...
...don't believe in love!
Don't believe in love?
Jie (older sister).
You've been drinking again?
I only drank a little bit.
Only a little bit...
You call this a little bit?
Why are you becoming more like Dad?
I drink because I'm unhappy.
That outdated superstar bullied you again?
It's because...
I thought breaking up was easy for me, but it's not.
I'm telling you this.
When you fall in love next time,
...don't be like Jie Jie.
Sinking too deep into love.
Or else, after you break up,
...you will come to realize you gain nothing out of it.
It's because I believe in true love.
That's why I hand over myself to him.
Now...
...you see my sorry state.
I will definitely end it with him.
Just spare me some time. Just spare me some time.
I'll definitely forget him. I definitely will... forget him.
Wait up.
This lunch box is from my mom.
Please say thanks to Aunty for me.
Hey.
Let's eat it together.
Oh.
Okay.
Let's go.
It's really delicious.
Quickly eat yours.
I think our moms are acting all weird.
Out of the blue, they are treating us nicely,
...and even prepared lunch boxes for us to eat.
You must be thinking they are weird too, right?
I think the two of them must be thinking of pairing us up.
That should be the case.
Please! How can that be possible?
You agree with me, right? I'm just joking.
That's right.
The two of us are just like steak and Xiao Long Bun.
We are like two parallel lines that would never cross each other...
How so?
We can fill Xiao Long bun with beef meat.
Stop joking around, okay?
We are like two insulated elements,
...and no electric currents will be able to run through us.
Besides,
...my life is not one where anyone can enter so easily.
Especially not you.
What if I have feelings for you?
How's that possible?
We should now try to think of a solution to let our moms stop all this nonsense.
You think of a way here. I'll go get something to drink.
Why are you behaving like a thief?
Are you alone here?
Where's Kai?
He's attending class.
Do you need help?
I can finish it faster on my own.
Hey.
Can I ask you a question?
Do you think...
When a couple has been together for too long, their love for each other will become tasteless?
This depends on individuals.
Everybody's "effective period" is different from one another.
Effective period?
What does that mean?
It's the same analogy with a lunch box.
You must eat it fast.
If you don't, it will turn bad.
Do you understand this?
No wonder you are titled "Thousand people chop" (love killer) Xiao Bai.
Hey... I'm feeling bored now.
Can we get out of this place for a while?
- But I haven't even finished this. - Aiyoh.
This stuff is not urgent for today. Let's go.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's too fast...
Don't keep shooting me.
Your arms are tired, right?
It's starting. It's starting.
Hey, give me a piggyback.
Xiao Bai.
Look, that pink watch over there is so cute.
There's even a flower on it.
I want to get one of those.
Look at mine, it's all...
But it's very expensive.
Let's go then.
Xiao Bai... Xiao Bai!
Zhang Yuan Bao!
Hi.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Let's go.
Why are you looking for me?
Speak up.
Have you fallen in love with Xiao Feng?
Or...
Are you trying to carry out the Love Contract?
Nevermind.
If you really like her,
...you must grasp the opportunity well.
Understand?
I'm back.
You're back, Xiao Feng?
Put this at the counter desk.
How was it?
Was the sushi delicious?
The sushi wasn't delicious?
Or you didn't come across Ken?
Mom.
I know what Aunty and you are trying to scheme.
But, Ken and I are impossible.
Aiyoh. What are you talking about?
Aunt Mei Li and I aren't scheming anything.
It's because she called this morning to tell me she's making sushi.
So she told Ken to bring some for you too.
Really?
Of course.
You're not lying to me?
Why would I lie to you? Absurd.
Why do you lie then?
Xiao Feng.
Are you free this Saturday afternoon?
I have to rush through this assignment report.
You have to take up the whole day?
Probably.
What's up?
If you can spare some time in the afternoon,
...do you want to go watch a movie?
Watch a movie...
Okay.
We can get everybody to come as well.
Okay.
I'll tell you another joke.
Three customers went into a department store to get something.
The boss asked the first customer if he needed help. The first customer said he wanted a box of Bao Ca Ca.
Then, the boss asked the second customer if he can help.
- Then the customer said... - Kai!
You didn't think I would have come, right?
I was thinking whether you would come pick me up, and you really turn up.
Oh...yes.
Look at this.
I just bought this. Isn't it cute?
Yuan Zi Xiao Jin Gang and his girlfriend (Cartoon characters).
We will take one each.
And, I saw a very cute top here just now.
It's very suitable for you. Let's go get it now, okay?
Really?
Let's go.
Xiao Bai.
Do you want to come along?
No, it's okay.
Are you sure?
Yes.
We will go dating then...
Okay.
- Bye bye. - Bye bye.
Bye.
Xiao Bai!
Why are you here?
Get away.
It's my birthday today.
Why are you so fierce to me?
Come back.
Happy Birthday.
Wow.
It's very adorable.
And it's pink as well.
Did you choose this especially for me?
Xiao Bai, I know you treat me best!
Xiao Bai!
I'm sorry, Xiao Bai.
You two enjoy yourselves.
I have something on.
Hey, Mu Tou.
Don't be mistaken.
It's Xiao Xiao birthday today.
Yes.
I'm celebrating my birthday today.
Look at this.
This is a birthday present from Xiao Bai.
Very cute, right?
Wow.
It's very pretty indeed.
Xiao Xiao...
I'm sorry.
I didn't know it was your birthday today, so I didn't prepare you a gift.
How about this...
Cut the rubbish.
Let's eat the cake.
Okay...
Xiao Bai.
You are still a nice guy at heart.
You know how to prepare a gift for Xiao Xiao.
Last year, on my birthday...
Why didn't I get a birthday present?
Who do you think you are?
In actual fact, Xiao Xiao is so important you.
Eat your cake, will you.
Quickly help us here.
I'm in the midst of it.
Everybody.
I'll treat you guys to supper later.
Once you're done cleaning, come over.
Yeah! Meal time.
Doris!
Meal time. Meal time.
Gan Jiu. Come here.
Faster.
Meal time. Meal time.
- Supper time, is it? - Yes, yes!
You're really happy, right?
I'm really happy!
What are you happy about?
Can't you see that Doris is in such a bad mood? And you're here rejoicing?
What's wrong with your eyes?
Aren't you hungry?
I'm... a bit hungry.
Don't you want to eat with Doris?
Of course I do.
Then, why are you talking so much rubbish for?
- Let's go. - Go...
And have a meal with Doris.
Let's go.
But, she's not in a good mood.
Doesn't matter.
We'll think about it after we eat.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's open a new one.
I'm good, right?
Drink more, drink more.
Why aren't we eating in our pub?
Nonsense.
I'm getting sick of your cooking because I have to eat it everyday.
Fine, don't eat it then!
I know how to cook too.
Then... don't... Don't eat it.
Okay, okay.
Quit it.
I just want everyone to relax a bit.
It's a better atmosphere since we're at a different venue.
Ken.
Why don't you eat more?
I am, I'm eating.
This place reminds me of my younger times in Japan.
I'm feeling homesick all of a sudden.
"To be reminded of" can be compared to a thread.
Time is just an ongoing process.
And we will only let the thread go thicker.
That's why I finally understand...
The meaning "to be reminded of a sad past when you are in a certain scene."
So, Ken...
I understand my sister's love for your dad.
Ken... so please don't blame her.
I can also understand Doris' moodiness in the bar.
Doris!
For Tom.
Cheers!
There's no Tom here.
Tom.
No!
Don't talk nonsense. Eat up.
I meant to say...
I just hope everybody forgets all the unhappiness from the past. That's all.
Look at you.
You spoiled the atmosphere.
We are even more unhappy now.
Cheers! Cheers!
Cheers!
Can you go home first?
No.
I can't work when you are here.
I can't even read my script well.
I'm not even disturbing you.
I'm serious. Can you please go home first?
I beg you.
Simon, it's your turn.
- You're in the correct attire? - Yes.
Get ready.
Okay.
Be good.
I know you want to take care of me.
But, I'll feel bad.
Can you go home to take a rest first?
I'm going in.
Simon, your script.
Miss Cheng.
Wait a minute.
Can I have a talk with you?
You are very pretty.
No wonder Simon is having an affair with you.
I have already left him.
You misunderstood me.
I'm saying...
Actually, you are just the type Simon likes.
I have something,
...that you might be interested in looking at.
This is Simon's "report book" for the past five years.
I had a private investigator take them.
This is his ex-girlfriend.
And this is his ex-ex-girlfriend.
This was three years ago, his working colleague.
He got to know this one when he was filming overseas.
The girl was about ten years younger than him.
Of course,
...there are photos of you and him in here.
I am keeping all these photos for my husband in a photo album.
You should already know, I am a hopeless wife.
Simon may have made some promises to you.
But I believe he made the same promises to all of the women in this photo album.
And believe me...
You're definitely not going to be the last one.
I told you, since it's so simple...
...we'll finish filming right away...
Don't be like this!
What's with you?
Stop it!
Hey, Xiao Yun.
You're still calling after her?
I'm not...
What's with you guys...
Simon, how come you've become like this?
Doesn't flow with the next scene filming.
Xiao Feng...
Jie!
What's wrong?
How come you ended up like this?
Tell me.
Am I an asshole or a fool?
What are you talking about?
I've been played with for so long.
And I didn't even realise.
I've done so much for him...
...and sacrificed so much for him.
And what is my outcome?
Why have I brought this upon myself?
Why?
Don't think like that...
I've always thought I was capable.
However, I really can't find a way to face myself.
Even more, I can't imagine what people outside think of me.
How's someone like me worthy of being your sister?
How do you see me?
I'm a third party.
I ruin other people's family.
I'm no good person.
I'm a despicable bitch.
I'm so disgusted by myself.
I hate myself.
What are you talking about?!
What type of person is my Jie Jie...
Such a beautiful person...
The people courting you...
...will line up from the Taipei to TaiZhong.
I truly hate myself.
I'm disgusted by myself.
Listen to me!
But in comparison, you're not as good as me.
If I were to take my wig off...
...people courting me would queue from Taipei to Gao Xiong (even further than TaiZhong)
Don't think about it anymore.
You still have me by your side.
I'm sorry.
I've disgraced my family.
I'll hit you to death.
You dare strike back?
Smash your stupid pig's brain!
You dare hit me, you bastard!
Hit you hard!
Xiao Feng.
You're so ruthless.
You go so far that you actually brought me to this painful state.
We've been friends for so many years.
I know you're not in a good mood.
So I only defended when you hit me.
Say something.
Xiao Feng...
How come we all never meet a good guy?
Pathetic!
Doesn't matter.
I'll help you all find a guy to get even with.
I'll help you get even with them.
Get even...
You brought so much beer to the pub to drink?
Are you here to create trouble?
Do you dare challenge me...
To see... who gets wasted first?
I need to ride my motorcycle. I'm not drinking.
You don't drink? And you work at a pub?
Lousy.
What are you here for?
I came... to have an one-on-one challenge with you.
One-on-one challenge?
During the day...
How come I looked and looked, but couldn't find you?
So I got Xiao Bai to challenge me.
Did you win or lose?
I won, of course.
I smashed him, and he ended up crawling on the floor...
...and was unable to get up.
How come you didn't ask me...
...why I came to ask you to drink with me?
I know you're not feeling happy. If I still were to ask...
...wouldn't I be looking for trouble?
Correct.
That's what I admire about you.
How come I can't see anything?
So you're actually scared of the dark?
Just like a little kid.
Of course I'm a little girl.
What should I do?
When little kids are scared of the dark,
...adults would always tell fairy tales to them.
I'll tell you a fairy tale then.
Look.
Once upon a time,
...there was a baby cow.
He had an extremely bad temper.
And he enjoyed bullying little animals.
Then, one day,
...when he was bullying a chicken,
...he was discovered by the King of the forest.
Then the king said to him...
Why do you have such a bad temper?
Baby cow then answered...
Because I'm unhappy.
The King told him...
If you're unhappy,
...then you can go into the forest to see other animals' methods to happiness.
In the end, baby cow decided to go to the forest.
He walked and walked, until he came across a dingo.
The dingo ignored him, and walked away with a "he!" sound.
And then, he bumped into a crocodile.
Crocodile stared at baby cow.
And haughtily let out a big yawn.
Following that, he continued to skim under water, swimming away.
After that, baby cow ran into a deer.
The deer told baby cow...
My solution to my most happiest moment is to roam around in the fields.
Looking at every sunrise.
As long as I see the sunrise, I'll be filled with immense pleasure.
And then, baby cow came across little bird.
Little bird then told him...
As long as I get to fly above the trees,
...and merrily sing, I'm very satisfied with that.
Baby cow thought, these are not the answers I wanted.
So he continued to walk and walk...
...until he met a little dog.
Little dog haughtily and barked at him.
"Woof, woof!"
Then, he told baby cow...
As long as I get to be the guard dog,
...and get to eat food...
Then I'd feel content.
After baby cow asked so many animals,
...he still didn't find the answer he wanted.
So he continued to walk.
In the end,
...he met a little girl.
Then, what happened to baby cow in the end...?
Baby cow met a little girl eventually.
Then, what did baby cow say to the little girl...?
He said...
"I like you."
I like you.
Epilogue: Ariel Lin Yi Chen Lonely Northern Hemisphere